I am a Samurai

So I lost five pounds. Which aint bad considering I started my workout regiment the week before Thanksgiving. Figure I actually would be at about 10 pounds less if it weren't for the 32 bottles of wine I drank and the 45 pounds of cheese meat and pasta. Anyway, my goal is to be a Samurai and instill fear in any man who dares to look into my eyes. When I lose about 20 more pounds, grown men will turn to lumps of crab bisque if they cross me. Hai-yah.