My God, my dog!
Brody is ruining my life. He is costing us a fortune cos he keeps eating furniture and the carpeting in our house. He also keeps eating shit out of the kitty litter box and then tries to kiss me and my wife after eating his little turd treats. Ever get a tongue kiss laced with kitty shit? There's got to be some sort of fucked up fetish for kitty shit kisses, but it aint blowing up my skirt I gotta tell you.
Anyway, Brody is back in his crate for 18 hours a day because he cannot be trusted alone anymore. Poor fucking dog is a prisoner in his own house. But it could be worse, like my friend Dicky Blake says, "It's better than the needle he was gonna get".
posted by P V R at 6:45 AM
10 Comments:
Body will be okay......besides, I heard you love eating turds??? no, I'm sorry, that was joe gibbs I was thinking of.......
Who needs furniture and carpet anyway?
furniture is overrated and carpet is not necessary.
PS - you EAD all the time, let the dog Eat A Shit EAS.
How about EAT
eat a turd!
I like it
now, go EAT
Brilliant! We can just scoop it into his food bowl every morning. Come and get it!!!
brody like poo.....
write someone new - LOSER!!!
write a new blog you pole smoker!
Your Blog sucks.....what - you ain't got nothing to say.......
write a new post
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